What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 06:04

-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
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From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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